June 2012
19 posts
Anonymous asked: Who won prom king and queen?
May 2012
85 posts
1 tag
The best times to kiss a girl
Kiss her whenever the fuck you want and fucking mean it.
Conversations with Four-Year-Olds #2
Me: Do you need help opening the gate?
Cate, age 4: No, I got it.
(spends half-a-minute trying to get the key out of the lock)
Me: Are you sure? I can help.
Cate: No, I got it.
(finally frees the key from the keyhole)
Cate: I figured what I needed to do to get the key out.
Me: Oh yeah? What's that?
Cate: Struggle.
